February 2012
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
why do people have accents when they speak but not...
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Being an embarrassing mofo in public.
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That moment when you've smiled so much that your...
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So you try to rub them to make them stop hurting
That annoying moment when your favorite...
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